question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
