just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm both gender and math confused
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