i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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