after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Ladies don't puke and tell
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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