I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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