you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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