dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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