I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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