What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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