Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
There's even glitter on my cock...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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