Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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