Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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