# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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