I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you would pick up someone in the library
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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