Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I wish life had little blips of pornography
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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