I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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