We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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