I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
