guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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