when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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