I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you win again, gameday.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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