At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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