Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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