Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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