Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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