while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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