guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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