Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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