So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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