You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
