Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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