This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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