What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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