Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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