Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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