wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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