I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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