You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
