Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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