Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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