i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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