Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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