You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
