Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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