i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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