I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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