can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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