Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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