You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I currently don't understand fingers.
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