we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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